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Post by dallasdimebags on Mar 13, 2013 10:23:11 GMT -5
I'll start with this classic from my personal favorite movie
Sandy: I want you to kill every gopher on the course! Carl Spackler: Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Sandy: Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2013 11:15:06 GMT -5
ok, here's one my favorite exchanges:
Susan: "Arthur, will you please take my hand." Arthur: "But that would leave you with only one."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2013 11:56:36 GMT -5
Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark: ...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds: ...and a basket case...
Claire Standish: ...a princess...
John Bender: ...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question?...
Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2013 13:54:28 GMT -5
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Post by dallasdimebags on Mar 13, 2013 15:19:40 GMT -5
"I wish I had a dime for every dime I have"
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Post by rkmw56 on Mar 13, 2013 15:23:58 GMT -5
"Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of cocaine"/ Blow
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."/ Dirty Dancing
"Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"/ On Golden Pond
Striker: "Surely you can't be serious." Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."/ Airplane!
my favorite movie line:
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Post by dallasdimebags on Mar 13, 2013 15:30:03 GMT -5
And now this classic from Ghostbusters
"Dr Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion! Mayor: Is this true? Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick. Walter Peck: Jeez! [Charges at Venkman] Mayor: Break it up! Hey, break this up! Break it up! Walter Peck: All right, all right, all right! Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, that's what I heard! "
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2013 15:59:27 GMT -5
"When You Have To Shoot, Shoot, Don't Talk!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2013 16:53:40 GMT -5
"I wish I had a dime for every dime I have" me too.
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Post by guyfcq on Mar 13, 2013 17:09:03 GMT -5
Any of you old dogs know a movie newer that 30 years ago?
FACT
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Post by rkmw56 on Mar 13, 2013 18:35:41 GMT -5
>>Any of you old dogs know a movie newer that 30 years ago?<<
Sure, but the old movies have taken all the best quotes!
No wait ... here's one from a 2010 movie ... The Social Network.
"You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole. "
-- Erica Albright (Rooney Mara) not pulling any punches while breaking up with Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg (Jesse Eisenberg), in "The Social Network"
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Post by badmedicine on Mar 13, 2013 21:09:04 GMT -5
Josey Wales; "Every time I get to like'n somebody, they ain't around long".
Chief Lone Waddy; "I noticed that every time you get to dislike'n somebody, they ain't around for long neither".
Bloody Bill; "He's easy to track...leaves dead men wherever he goes".
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Post by rkmw56 on Mar 13, 2013 22:04:25 GMT -5
I meant to use this movie quote:
from one of my all time favorite movies ...
Cool Hand Luke
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2013 0:20:55 GMT -5
Josey Wales; "Every time I get to like'n somebody, they ain't around long". Chief Lone Waddy; "I noticed that every time you get to dislike'n somebody, they ain't around for long neither". Bloody Bill; "He's easy to track...leaves dead men wherever he goes". "A man's got to do something for a living these days." "Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy."
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Post by liberalsgonewild on Mar 14, 2013 3:47:17 GMT -5
"as your attorney I advise you to drink Heavily" Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2013 5:30:45 GMT -5
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horses**t, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!
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Post by brookboy123 on Mar 14, 2013 5:49:54 GMT -5
"leave the gun.....take the cannolis"
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Post by Admin on Mar 24, 2013 12:56:00 GMT -5
I couldn't pick just one
They're Already Here! You're Next!
Here's looking at you kid
Win One For The Zipper
Die Hard
Chew Bubble Gum and Kick Ass
THEY LIVE(your face)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2013 17:44:11 GMT -5
fat, drunk, & stupid is no way to go thru life son.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2013 18:26:00 GMT -5
Pretty much every line from "Animal House", "Caddyshack", "Stripes" and "Spinal Tap". I think I can quote each of those movies verbatim.
My other favorite line was in "Robocop", when at the end they wanted Robocop to kill the bad guy. But he couldn't, because the bad guy worked for the corporation, and Robocop couldn't kill anyone that worked for the corporation. So the head of the corporation looked at the bad guy and said:
"You're fired".
KABOOM!
Pretty much the same thing was in one of the "Lethal Weapon" movies when Mel Gibson had the bad guy cornered. The bad guy was a South African diplomat, and laughed at Gibson and said, "Diplomatic immunity!"
Then Mel Gibson made a container fall on the guy, squashing him, and he said, "It's just been revoked".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2013 19:02:45 GMT -5
so it is written, so it shall be done.
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Post by badmedicine on Apr 22, 2013 20:10:24 GMT -5
Little Bill: "Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch...you just shot an unarmed man".
William Munny: "Maybe he should've armed himself if he's gonna be decoratin' his bar with my friend".
-Unforgiven-
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Post by chuckygotlucky on Apr 22, 2013 23:26:36 GMT -5
"The Great Oz has spoken. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain ."
"That's wonderful sir, wonderful. I do like a man who tells you right out he's looking out for himself. Don't we all? I don't trust a man who says he's not."
"Don't be silly. You're taking the fall!"
"Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money and for a woman. I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?'"
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!"
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Post by thelion on May 12, 2013 7:58:29 GMT -5
Best actor of his generation.
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Post by shred on May 12, 2013 17:05:50 GMT -5
“I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”
Clint Eastwood as 'Dirty' Harry Callaghan.
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